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9,069 sex arses stuck in calais
take one down and pass it around
9,068 sex arses stuck in calais

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it's an absolute shame that iPods and the iPhone won out over the Zune and Windows Phone because the latter were so much more aesthetically pleasing

one of my coworkers has a little kitchen scale that is the same size and color as a first-generation Zune MP3 player and every time I see it I get this weirdly strong wave of nostalgia for the Zune

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would you rather be

would you rather be

unicode should add "sunburned" as an emoji skin color

thinking about all the Madison Cawthorn bombshells dropping lately

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Mis felicitaciones a Ignacio Ramonet en su cumpleaños. Gracias por tus lecciones y aportes académicos, necesarios para enfrentar la batalla por la verdad en esta quinta edad comunicacional de la humanidad: las redes sociales. ¡Un Abrazo para ti, amigo!

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a fool invests in an ape
a wise man invests in slurp juice

just got invited to apply for an entry-level structural engineering job at The Boring Company 🤮

monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors

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