bonus: also this is the principled Marxist opinion to have and anyone who likes metric is a lib

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somehow ended up in an argument with a guy who's arguing that the US/imperial system is superior to metric because it's more relatable to human experience and all the bases-of-10/prefixes stuff is overhyped because nobody ever really needs to convert between units

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if you're dumb enough to buy copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to ea-nasir's copper!
bad deals! copper that doesn't arrive! thieves!
if you think you're gonna find good copper at ea-nasir's, you can kiss my ass!
it's our belief you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit, guaranteed!
if you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass!
you heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!

gross horny steam games 

I know they've loosened their standards over the years but how the fuck did this make it onto Steam

wario can be cute. wario is allowed to be cute

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life tip for people learning to program: if you are asking for an explanation of why your code doesn't work, please just show your code to the person you're asking to instead of just saying things like "I get an error" or "I'm sure it's right"

it's hard to concentrate on work when you've have the diarrhea

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(guy who extremely lives within 250 miles of philadelphia overhearing a fast food conversation voice) have you guys heard about wawa

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Crossword tip: if the clue ends with a question mark, that means the answer will be Some Bullshit

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