jimpjorps @jimpjorps@thechairman.info

it's an absolute shame that iPods and the iPhone won out over the Zune and Windows Phone because the latter were so much more aesthetically pleasing

one of my coworkers has a little kitchen scale that is the same size and color as a first-generation Zune MP3 player and every time I see it I get this weirdly strong wave of nostalgia for the Zune

would you rather be

got that romana didulo swag

mods are asleep, post tidy columbo

unicode should add "sunburned" as an emoji skin color

thinking about all the Madison Cawthorn bombshells dropping lately

a fool invests in an ape
a wise man invests in slurp juice

just got invited to apply for an entry-level structural engineering job at The Boring Company 🤮

monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors

Meredith Baxter Birney > Bob Balaban