it's an absolute shame that iPods and the iPhone won out over the Zune and Windows Phone because the latter were so much more aesthetically pleasing

one of my coworkers has a little kitchen scale that is the same size and color as a first-generation Zune MP3 player and every time I see it I get this weirdly strong wave of nostalgia for the Zune

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would you rather be

would you rather be

unicode should add "sunburned" as an emoji skin color

thinking about all the Madison Cawthorn bombshells dropping lately

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Mis felicitaciones a Ignacio Ramonet en su cumpleaños. Gracias por tus lecciones y aportes académicos, necesarios para enfrentar la batalla por la verdad en esta quinta edad comunicacional de la humanidad: las redes sociales. ¡Un Abrazo para ti, amigo!

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a fool invests in an ape
a wise man invests in slurp juice

just got invited to apply for an entry-level structural engineering job at The Boring Company 🤮

monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors

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I'm pleased to note that even dolphin.town, my Mastodon server where the only letter you are allowed to post is "e", has seen increased activity in the last few days.

Thanks Eeeeelon!

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