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suddenly discovering I have opinions about functional side-effects and lambda functions

in typical fashion, I then dozed off on the couch while reading and now am awake at midnight

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I have to be up at 7 AM tomorrow morning and my body's already like "well, might as well go to bed now"

the worst part of this is how prince philip will miss white boy summer

OUR CONSORT IS DEAD
WE DO NOT WISH TO REMARRY
WE ONLY DESIRE SEX
SEE OUR PUSSY
CLICK HERE

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I did not piss; I have not pissed; I am not a "little pee-pee boy", and I resent the implication

I did not piss; I have not pissed; I am not a "little pee-pee boy", and I resent the implication

red kahina makes the garry's mod collision sound as she walks across a room

phil greaves: avid golfer
red kahina: pile of scarves and ponchos animated by a witch's curse

today I went to lidl for the first time and I discovered it is the place where you can buy both a chainsaw and an entire leg of prosciutto, each for $99

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