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boars, and not monads, were the secret architects behind the snouts debacle

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need a sugar daddy who'll buy me a sousaphone

getting confused every time a Marxist says "the immortal science" because I think it means baseball

currently glowing because I was at a town band rehearsal tonight and the percussionist next to me was like “are you a professional? you sound really good even when you’re loud”

I lost my nice, expensive tuba mouthpiece and I am very cross about it

adhd is struggling against the impulse to walk away during a particularly long piss

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If I were on mastodon I would simply be well-liked by everyone and not have any problems

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all I use twitter for nowadays is to find trump fans and call them RINOs

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you: *pointing at something on the computer* what’s that

me: that’s the computer

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