jimpjorps @jimpjorps@thechairman.info

What You Don't Bripe Can't Hurt You

kobolds < goblins

in another online space I watched another Hans-from-Stuttgart type get admonished for saying something made him "ejaculate", then spend the rest of the evening trying to argue that the server's moderation policy was hypocritical because what if a little Russian boy joined the server and got sad when he saw people with Ukrainian flag avatars

Guten tag. Mein name ist Jürgen and I am ein Komputerprogrammer. I am enjoying the emacs, the sauerbraten, the popular music, and saying the stupidest things you have ever seen online.

love to see some Hans from Stuttgart wander dick-first into the wrong part of the fediverse and get skeletonized in seconds

it's Cowboy Cowednesday, pardners

going Pure Michigan mode

obamna

deleting my twitter account gave me the exquisite thrill of simultaneously irish goodbying 10,000 people

hey all u cute newbies 💗 welcome to mastodon 💓 you're gonna hate it here 💖 everything's broken and everyone hates everyone 💗 go away 💕 fuck you 🤗

the most frequent defederation/suspension reason I list is "anime"

Normal Horse Trivia: the Normal Horse was originally named "Regular Horse", but that implied the characteristic of having a healthy bowel movement schedule

celebrating the 25th anniversary of mastodon's own "Normal Horse", The Horse With No Distinguishing Characteristics

mastodon, the strand-type social network,

doing some fucked-up joker shit right now (eating string cheese by biting into it instead of peeling it)

since I've had my foot out of the door of twitter for years at this point I finally decided to cut that last tether and deactivate that account