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in another online space I watched another Hans-from-Stuttgart type get admonished for saying something made him "ejaculate", then spend the rest of the evening trying to argue that the server's moderation policy was hypocritical because what if a little Russian boy joined the server and got sad when he saw people with Ukrainian flag avatars

Guten tag. Mein name ist Jürgen and I am ein Komputerprogrammer. I am enjoying the emacs, the sauerbraten, the popular music, and saying the stupidest things you have ever seen online.

love to see some Hans from Stuttgart wander dick-first into the wrong part of the fediverse and get skeletonized in seconds

deleting my twitter account gave me the exquisite thrill of simultaneously irish goodbying 10,000 people

hey all u cute newbies 💗 welcome to mastodon 💓 you're gonna hate it here 💖 everything's broken and everyone hates everyone 💗 go away 💕 fuck you 🤗

the most frequent defederation/suspension reason I list is "anime"

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*every ex-goon from every website, forum, chatroom, social media and video game come in with everything for a HUGE party*

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tired: seeing the list of Mastodon sponsors and making fun of ""

inspired: seeing the list of Mastodon sponsors and making fun of "iBoySoft"

Normal Horse Trivia: the Normal Horse was originally named "Regular Horse", but that implied the characteristic of having a healthy bowel movement schedule

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celebrating the 25th anniversary of mastodon's own "Normal Horse", The Horse With No Distinguishing Characteristics

doing some fucked-up joker shit right now (eating string cheese by biting into it instead of peeling it)

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listen, i'm glad everyone is here/back but platform metacommentary alone won't be enough to make this stick. you need to start posting inane nonsense

what did you eat today. did you see any cool bugs

since I've had my foot out of the door of twitter for years at this point I finally decided to cut that last tether and deactivate that account

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