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I'm pleased to note that even, my Mastodon server where the only letter you are allowed to post is "e", has seen increased activity in the last few days.

Thanks Eeeeelon!

I've been on the for years now and I still don't know what is

getting Benelux-pilled, going Walloonian mode, becoming a Flemcel

in another online space I watched another Hans-from-Stuttgart type get admonished for saying something made him "ejaculate", then spend the rest of the evening trying to argue that the server's moderation policy was hypocritical because what if a little Russian boy joined the server and got sad when he saw people with Ukrainian flag avatars

Guten tag. Mein name ist Jürgen and I am ein Komputerprogrammer. I am enjoying the emacs, the sauerbraten, the popular music, and saying the stupidest things you have ever seen online.

love to see some Hans from Stuttgart wander dick-first into the wrong part of the fediverse and get skeletonized in seconds

deleting my twitter account gave me the exquisite thrill of simultaneously irish goodbying 10,000 people

hey all u cute newbies 💗 welcome to mastodon 💓 you're gonna hate it here 💖 everything's broken and everyone hates everyone 💗 go away 💕 fuck you 🤗

the most frequent defederation/suspension reason I list is "anime"

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